May 2026
The Inadmissible Sunbeam
A narrow rectangle of afternoon warmth, repeatedly claimed without paperwork.
First observed crossing the floor at 14:07.
Friends may contemplate the object for as long as needed.
Restricted by Feline Courtesy
Friends Wing
Entry is granted to Friends of the Museum who subscribe to the newsletter. Present the access phrase supplied upon subscription calmly. The door is sensitive to fuss.
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Private Friends Entry
The Friends Wing
Welcome. Your presence has been noticed, recorded, and judged provisionally acceptable by the Feline Council.
Principal Friend Privilege
The Deluxe Cushion Awaits
Your friendship entitles you to two supervised minutes upon the ceremonial cushion, with scholarship notes, visible restraint, and only moderate institutional scrutiny.
Begin the SittingAlso on Private View
Restricted Object of the Month
A rotating object, condition, or questionable privilege selected from the Museum's less public holdings.